her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
The ass gains better be worth it
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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