Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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