I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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