Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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