If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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