I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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