i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
do herpes really smell.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
