If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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