Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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