If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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