I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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