Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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