Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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