What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
