Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think I died a long time ago.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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