Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
