What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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