Porn is love you can see.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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