Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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