Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
