i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Randomize