So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
It's rum buckets o'clock
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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