I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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