Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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