I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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