its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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