We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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