It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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