You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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