white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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