I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
