so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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