My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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