Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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