why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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