$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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