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I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He did a backflip because drugs
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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