I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I smell stomach acid.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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