You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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