I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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