she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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