i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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