come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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