Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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