do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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