Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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