Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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