so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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