Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
i believe in u and ur pee
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