life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
