Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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