I think I died a long time ago.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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