Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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