Define "chronic" masturbator.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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