his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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