I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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