PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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