i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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